We have 13.6 million foods in the MyFitnessPal database. That’s a staggering number of foods, and it’s all thanks to you lovely folks out there. Lucky us, a few of you also managed to sneak in some rather hilarious “foods.” (Don’t think we didn’t notice!) Below are 16 of the most hilarious “foods” in the database to date.
Go ahead, have a laugh. You’ll burn some calories!
1. CAT FOOD
Pet food at Whole Foods is apparently good enough for humans.
2. EVERYTHING (w/ 10^38 CALORIES)
When you’re so ravenous you want to eat up the universe. Why don’t the calories match up? O_o
3. TEARS OF MY ENEMIES
Because revenge tastes that sweet. Remember to serve it cold!
4. BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT
Huh… this would’ve been good for Halloween.
5. TEARS OF SMALL CHILDREN
Even the witch from Hansel and Gretel uses MyFitnessPal, apparently.
6. LIFE CHANGING LOAF OF BREAD
This is actually a real thing. Has anyone tried it?
7. I DO NOT REGRET THIS!
Sounds like a “cheat day.”
8. LOVE
Ever gained relationship weight? It could be because love costs calories.
9. REGRET
Such a waste of macros.
10. REGRETTING THIS GUT BUSTING TOE COSTING DIABETIC NIGHTMARE
We think you hurt the brownie’s feelings.
11. TOO MUCH BOOZE
Yup… 500 calories oughta do it.
12. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Enough said…
13. TURKEY DINNER WITH EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE
This entry is just in time for the holidays.
14. NIGHTMARES
C’mon. We’ve all woken up in a cold sweat after dreaming we ate our term paper… and then logged it just to be safe.
15. GUILT FREE COOKIES
We like the attitude! Enjoy what you eat, don’t feel guilty.
16. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE, ONE SCOOP w/WHIP AND A WORLD OF REGRET
The World of Hurt isn’t far behind…
Found a few hilarious foods in the database? Share yours below.
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